Monthly Archives: February 2009

Alex Rodriguez’ Pants Are Flaming (and his lips are blue).

No, those aren’t just jokes about Douche-Rod’s gay wardrobe, because it looks like Al Franken has a new chapter for his book.  ESPN.com is reporting this morning (more likely last night but good beer makes you miss things) that Primobolan, … Continue reading

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Something is Missing from Spring Training and I’m Perfectly O.K. With That.

It’s been one week since pitchers and catchers reported to the Red Sox Player Development Facility on Edison Road in Ft. Myers. In the last week we’ve seen all of the players report (except for the Wiggler), and watched such … Continue reading

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All-Star Weekend

Heading into All-Star weekend, the Celtics once again sat high atop the NBA standings.  After streaking by the Hornets and Mavericks on the wings of none other than Paul Pierce, our Big Three head to the left coast for some … Continue reading

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You Can’t Bullshit a Bullshiter.

I looked at my phone yesterday at 2:07pm. I had just finished a lunchtime workout and was going over some calculations in my head in preparation for a god awful 3 hours of micro economics this evening. I was thinking … Continue reading

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God Bless You, Mr. Francona.

As has become a normal thing in my life for some reason, I woke up this morning to a text message from SMC: “Ortiz, Papelbon, Beckett, Lowell and Tek all tested positive for steroids. Ellsbury broke his ankle and Lester … Continue reading

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I guess we just couldn’t tear ourselves away from the Spring Training Coverage.

Sorry nothing came out from the Ballpark yesterday. We were too captivated by the endless replays of Red Sox Spring Training on NESN. On a cold day it’s more addictive than crack. I don’t know if I said it enough … Continue reading

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I Want Terry Francona to Be My Valentine

I just wanted to tell you all that. In other news: Katfish’s article, “I’d Do Steroids and So Would You.” has been deleted from bleacher report but no explanation has been given as to why. It was edited by somebody … Continue reading

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I’d Do Steroids and So Would You – By Katfish, A Ballpark Contributor

So unless you live under a sports-free rock you may have heard that A-Rod used roids, Tejada pled guilty to lying about doing roids and Bonds once again lied about lying about doing roids.   And let’s not forget that Clemens … Continue reading

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Good Morning, From Bar Refaeli.

You’re welcome. StartMattCassel & Coach K

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0 Days.

  Congratulations.  Spring training is here and winter is over.  Players have been trickling in for a few days. Beckett, Lester, Okajima, Penny and Saito all threw bullpen sessions yesterday (Daisuke is starting his Spring in Japan in preparation for … Continue reading

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