Monthly Archives: April 2009

Vote Early, Vote Often

As SMC reported yesterday, we here at the Ballpark were nominated for a New England Sports Blog Award as the Best Pats Blog. Though SMC is our resident Pats guy, and this is mostly due to his terrific coverage, we … Continue reading

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A-Rod has Bitch Tits Like Meatloaf in Fight Club.

Great news Everyone! Selena Roberts has given us more reason to hate Douche-Rod. Excerpts from Robert’s new book were published by the New York Daily News this morning. Included are details about the Douche’s steroid use, which reportedly started in … Continue reading

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9:47pm

If you know what just happened, then you are watching the Red Sox game and saw Jacoby single up the middle with runners at the corners and two down to send Bailey home and tie the game in the 8th … Continue reading

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Artificial Turf: We are super cool, Nominated for best Pats blog.

Sports Fans! Great news from the Ballpark: We have been nominated by TruFan.com for a New England Sports Blog Award in the Patriots category along with Real Boston Sports Fans, Sports of Boston and Patriots Daily. The entire Ballpark is … Continue reading

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Javier Lopez is Possessed By The Ghost of Rudy Seanez.

Remember 2006, when every time Rudy Seanez came into a game to pitch for the Sox you knew that the game was over? It didn’t matter if we had a 5 run lead when he entered, or if it was … Continue reading

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Artificial Turf: More on the Kids

Just so we’re clear, SMC’s Patriots Draft Grade: B+. Nut Riding Mel Kiper’s Patriots Draft Grade: B+. Thank you for reading Mel. Here are links to all of our draft picks’ scouting reports: Pick 34: P. Chung, S – Born … Continue reading

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Jason Bay has Clutchitude® Leaking Out His Ears.

Today’s best stat from the Globe: Jason “The Buzzard” Bay is 10 for 20 (.500) with 4 homers and 10 RBIs from the seventh inning on this season. Now that is the man that I want hitting in a big … Continue reading

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Artificial Turf: The NFL Draft, Reviewed, for Those of Us With ADD

Remember that head-slapping “Oh ya” moment I was looking for when we unloaded Cassel and Vrabel for a second rounder? Well it happend when we wound up with 13 picks in a 7 round draft full of late going value … Continue reading

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Jacoby Ellsbury: Pirate or Ninja?

The Sox won again last night, their 10th in a row and 3rd straight over the pinstriped Assholes. They did it by pounding out 12 runs against the Yanks bullpen, pitching well when necessary, and making Mark Teixeira (who is … Continue reading

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Tremendous.

Mariano Rivera, meet Jason Bay. Same Shit Different Day. Go Sox. Done.

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