Monthly Archives: April 2009

Sox Vs. Yanks: Do You Feel the Hate?

It’s that time of year again. The weather gets warm, the sun (and tits) come out, and a young man’s fancy turns to banging everything he can get his hands on. But there is something else out there, something more … Continue reading

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Bruins roll over stupid Canadiens

This is what you get for booing the National Anthem, you pain in the ass French Canadiens. I mean… you’re from Canada… It takes a very special kind of asshole to wish you were French. I mean seriously… how lame … Continue reading

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The Red Sox Bullpen Makes it All Better.

So after all that hand wringing, here we find ourselves. The Boston Red Sox, once 2-6 on the young season, are now 7-6 after a reacharound (yes, I mean reacharound, not wraparound, because the O’s took it in the pooper … Continue reading

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Too Close for Comfort: Jesus Shuttlesworth does it again

After a couple of pensive days waiting to see how the defending champs would respond to a game 1 loss, the C’s seem to have found their playoff legs.  It took a good old fashioned 105-103 beating by the young … Continue reading

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Sox Win, Bruins Win, Celtics Make ABA Cry, and We Shamelessly Plug Our Site

Hi everybody (“hi Dr Nick”). It’s apparently time for the New England Sports Blog Awards (it’s not a blog, it’s the sports page), and we here at GetOutofMyBallpark want to thank you all for your support by asking you to … Continue reading

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Boys to Men

No, we’re not talking about the 90′s r&b crooners,  I’m talking about the Celtics second stringers.  The guys that were supposed to play the fill-in minutes for the Big Three.  It’s April 18, day of the playoffs, the regular season … Continue reading

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Sox Rally for the Win, Save.

See you in 2010, Jeddie… and take yo’ time Julio. The .333 Nate Green was 2/4 last night with 2 RBI when we needed ‘em Even Pinkbury got a couple out of the infield. [Insert “Pennies on the Dollar Joke” … Continue reading

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Best. Off. Day. Ever……… Unless You Are A Celtics Fan.

Waking up yesterday was harder than usual. After the regular screaming bout when I remembered that I wasn’t, in fact, a superhero, I woke to find that not only was it the first off day of the baseball season (remember … Continue reading

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The Blob is Gone; Madden Hangs up the Mic

  Love him or hate, John Madden will be missed. We’ve come a long way since Madden ’94 on your Sega More to come. SMC

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Tim Wakefield is Just What I Needed.

During the course of a regular baseball season, an eight game stretch in which a team goes 2-6 is not cause for thinking that the world is coming to an end. At the start of a season, even when it … Continue reading

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