Monthly Archives: June 2009
At Short Stop, Nick Green
Nick Green sent us all home… or into the other room… or off to the other channel… very happy with his first walk off home run for the Sox (and second of his career, he once did it for the … Continue reading
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Sox don’t suck, Whale Wars does.
Dice-K’s out of the rotation, Beckett tossed a shut out, U.S Open is currently shut down by rain and there’s this new show (2nd season, first one was all on demand) called Whale Wars on Discovery. It’s my new favorite … Continue reading
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Sox and Marlins rained out in the 6th: No, Wait, That’s not how it works. Is it? Really? Crap.
I’ll let Mike Lowell put that one into words, he did better than I could have: “There was nothing we were told or saw on the radar that suggested that we were going to be playing in any type of … Continue reading
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Dennis Eckersley: Master of the Hidden Joke.
I’m beginning to think that Eck actually does know what he is saying. The other night he said that he was having a “gay old time” (as if Fred Flintstone could have hair that great) and last night in the … Continue reading
Brad Penny Has Tested Positive for Being a Tank.
I remember the lost summer of 2005, when we were all still basking in the glow of THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN SPORTS HISTORY, Rentawreck was our shortstop and Curt Schilling was more politician than player (not like now, when he … Continue reading
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Tim Wakefield is Really Good. Really Really Good.
I feel great today. Part of that is the fact that I awoke feeling strangely refreshed (as opposed to peeling myself still drunk out of bed, looking around blindly for my glasses and something to make my tongue stop feeling … Continue reading
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It’s Hard to Make Me Question Whether You Said Something in Bad Taste.
It took 23 year for AIDS to become funny, and the Crocodile Hunter was almost kicked out of Satan’s Sweet 16 for dressing as himself with a stingray lodged in his chest. Somethings can be made fun of right away, … Continue reading
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The awfulnes of an offday, multiplied by Joe Buck.
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse last night -boring work day, boring class, girlfriends parents are coming to town and effing up my 4th of July plans, i’m sunburned and hungover from the weekend and “she has … Continue reading
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Lost Weekend…….. Nope, I Mean That We Were Lost All Weekend.
So, apparently this is what we missed this weekend: On Friday night Jon Lester treated the Phillies like they were printers and he was reenacting Office Space for seven innings. Lester made them look bad, holding them to one run … Continue reading
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