Monthly Archives: July 2009
Big Papi did Steroids, But it’s Cool. Seriously.
So out it came. Juicin. ’04, ’07, Manny, Papi. Without question, if they aren’t in Boston those years, we get no hardware. It’s really important to begin with that statement so that people know I’m still sane… but honestly, Papi … Continue reading
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The Red Sox Need A Moment Of Zen.
The Beard, LaFrenchy, Bay, The Captain: 0-15. Nothing Good To Say. You’re a cocksucker. Go Sox. Done.
Who The Hell is Oakland and Why Do They Deserve A Baseball Team?
Eff Oakland. Eff Alameda County. Eff The Colors Green and Gold. Eff the Letter A. What started out as a great night at the old ballyard in the Fens turned out to be a four hour suckfest which drained all … Continue reading
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Brett Favre to Stay Retired.
“Brett Favre always played with a little kid in him.” -Herm Edwards Wait a minute… StartMattCassel
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Josh Beckett Defends His House and Adam LaRoche is Enjoying His Stay.
In his last five starts at home, Josh Beckett is 5-0 with an ERA of 1.19. Overall he is 7-0 on the mound at Fenway Park. Maybe that’s why his offense loves to come out and play for him, or … Continue reading
Jim Rice: This Time It Was the Destination.
I’ve always heard that it’s not the destination that matters, but the journey. I figured out a few years ago that this wasn’t in reference to my daily commute, but to those achievements and events that really make differences in … Continue reading
Now That the Yankees Lost to the A’s, Let’s See What the New Guy’s Got.
The Red Sox are going to win more than one game after the All Star break. Sure, it wasn’t impressive, other than the catch by Ellsbury and Pedroia’s diving stab in the fourth, but it was a win, and something … Continue reading
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I Virtually Hate Bleacher Report.
As some of you my know, for the past few months, SMC and I have been posting some of our work on a site known as Bleacher Report. This is a site for aspiring sports writers and other douchebags (ourselves … Continue reading
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The only thing more important than SEC football is God and Country.
I hate almost all media days. Super bowl media day: a hoax; highschoolers signing with college team media day: painful; putting Tim Tebow in a suit at a microphone stand for a half-hour so the nation can see how proud … Continue reading
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Adam LaRoche and the Red Sox, A Match Made In Pittsburgh.
UPDATE: In a move that nobody thought any team would be stupid enough to make, the St. Louis Cardinals have traded Chris Duncan and a Player to be Named Later (hopefully named Albert or Yadier) for Julio Lugo. This makes … Continue reading
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