Monthly Archives: August 2009
Just in case you think we’re gonna get smoked again tonight…
You’re right, we are. I’m at a wedding in Kansas right now (in the heart of Nowheresville) and the pigsh$t i’m surrounded by smells better than the Sox pitching staff. Tonight we give the nod to Junichi Krapazawa who’s 89 … Continue reading
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Craptastic.
That sucked worse than getting your balls stepped on by a large dog. I don’t really have much to say except for that I’m happy we were able to at least score some so that the beating wasn’t as bad … Continue reading
Standing O.
With Jerry Remy finally returning to the NESN broadcast booth tonight at Fenway (albeit part time), I want to look back and thank Don Orsillo for all that he has done for Red Sox Nation over the past four months. … Continue reading
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It’s Always Nice to End a Road Trip with a Firm Bitch Slap.
Remember in May, when the Blue Jays actually thought that the whole “Halladay and four rookies” rotation thing was going to work? Neither do I, because now the Blue Jays have devolved into the AL East’s version of the Sea … Continue reading
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Clay Buchholz the Prospect, Say Hello to Clay Buchholz the Pitcher.
Clay Buchholz out pitched Roy Halladay. Thank God. Had the same thing happened again I think that Clay Buchholz might just have gone all postal workerish on the entire Sox lineup. Last night, for the third start in a row, … Continue reading
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Whales Wars Still Sucks… Even More Than Ever
Readers: In response to the most recent episode of Whales Wars in which they actually show the whales getting killed and the ensuing comments left on our Whale Wars commentary (Part Two): Be strong I pray you, Capt. Ron. I … Continue reading
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Josh Beckett Proves My Point
I’ve been saying it since November, an last night was my proof. Jason Varitek is the straw that stirs the drink that is Josh Beckett and Jon Lester, A.K.A. the Boston Red Sox starting rotation. At about four o’clock, just … Continue reading
Go Pedroia
First of all, that double Ortiz just hit in the 2nd? The two RBI one… that was me reverse cheering him to victory. In addition, congratulations to the Pedroias who welcome their first born, a healthy 7 pound boy, only … Continue reading
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The Red Sox May Suck Now, But the Toronto Blue Jays are the Sea Shepherds of the AL East.
O.K., so we suck now. Ortiz couldn’t hit one of those beach balls that falls out of the stands, Lowell is hitting as well as anyone on the team, but my one year old nephew runs faster than him at … Continue reading
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We have been to the ends of the earth…
In an attempt to get as far away from the Red Sox as possible, the Ballpark has been on the road only to return and find the aging and ailing (Editors Note: This originally was spelled as Aleing, which is … Continue reading
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