Monthly Archives: September 2009
Wild Card Red Sox: Backwards Ass Clinch
While I would like to say that that was some new type of sexual position tried out to celebrate the Sox making the playoffs, it is not, but rather how the Sox got in, thanks to the Angels beating the … Continue reading
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Artificial Turf: Almost the end of the beggining; Patriots 2-1.
Patience sucks. And in New England we’re waaaay bad at it. But in Sports, there are designated projection periods that you can’t get too worked up during. The first 4 games of the NFL season is one of those periods. … Continue reading
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Red Sox Magic Number: 1 – Losing Never Felt So Meaningless.
I’m on doctor’s orders to not freak out until the playoffs start, so I’m ignoring last night’s crap fest and just repeating the mantra, “Beckett and Lester are fine. The Sox are in the playoffs.” This, along with repeated viewings … Continue reading
Tim Tebow Gets Crushed: A hit so hard even God is YouTubing it.
Keep your eyes on the Quarterback. Even for a guy that’s on my Irrational Hatred List… this is a lot. If you’re looking for a drinking game… take a sip every time the announcer says, “Tim Tebow.” And… of course… … Continue reading
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Red Sox Fans Can Step Back From The Ledge. Francona Knows What He Is Doing.
Remember a week ago today, after the Pats lost to Tubbo and the Jets, how everybody was either going to slit their own throats or completely ignored it knowing that the Pats had to lose at some point? Well that’s … Continue reading
Artificial Turf: Week Three NFL Picks. We Suck Only Slightly Less Than The Lions.
Fav LIne Dog SMC Done At NYJ -2.5 TEN TEN TEN At HOU -4 JAX HOU HOU At PHI -8 KC PHI KC At BAL -13.5 CLE BAL BAL NYG -6.5 At TB NYG NYG Wash -6.5 DET Wash Wash … Continue reading
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Balls Deep In Jeter’s Ass.
Courtesy of Cut From Little League: The Magic Number is down to three, Clay looked good last night (with his insanely hot Fiancee and her family in attendance), even with a head cold, and Ortiz is looking dangerous just in … Continue reading
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Red Sox Have Only One Thing Left to Do. Win the Whole F#$%ing Thing.
The Sox won last night, finally putting the Royals in their place after spending two days trying to prove to the world that if they don’t somehow get home field advantage in the playoffs they are completely screwed. Beckett, working … Continue reading
Red Sox Just Need To Get It Done.
Sox lose to Royals again. Greinke is good. The division would be nice, but so would a week in the Bahamas with Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano. The Rangers lost last night, bringing the magic number to Six. The Wild … Continue reading
Kauffman Stadium is The Worst Place Ever, We Should Leave Manny Delcarmen there.
I have a hitstory with Kauffman stadium in Kansas City. It was the first non-Fenway ballpark that I ever saw a game at (Bo Jackson hit a home run). It was also the site of the beginning of the end … Continue reading
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