Monthly Archives: September 2009
Do You See The Fear In This Man’s Eyes?
You should, or at least smell the crap in his pants, because the Sox are bearing down on his $200 million dollar juggernaut. That’s right. With 13 games left in the season, the Yanks’ lead on the Sox is down … Continue reading
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Artificial Turf: I’d like to be Mark Sanchez for 23 Hours…
Right up to the point when he’s told an inoperable and incurable STD is going to take his life. The Patriots took a spanking from a (New Jersey) Jets team that flat out, out-everythinged the Patriots. Special teams, we’re letting … Continue reading
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The Baltimore Orioles: Road Kill on The Way To Awesomeness.
I can smell it. We are getting closer. Not just to the wild card, to the division. I know that we were left for dead, and that the Yanks have never given up a lead of six games or more … Continue reading
Artificial Turf & Week 2 NFL Picks: Taylor, Faulk; Awesome.
Well, the Patriots didn’t cover last week, but that’s OK, cuz they’re gonna cover in New York. On another interesting note, I listened to a great Fred Taylor interview on WEEI in which he described the chemistry among the running … Continue reading
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You Can Win A World Series With Alex Gonzalez at Shortstop, And Apparently Umpires are Afraid of Us.
I know, I know. I was the guy who, three months ago was agreeing with Steve Berthiaume every time he would yell out that you could win a World Series with Nick Green at shortstop. I was wrong. You can … Continue reading
Artificial Turf: Hold the Mayo
The Patriots are preparing for the Jets this Sunday, but will be forced to rely on other condiments at the linebacker position. That “not so serious” knee injury turns out to be an MCL sprain that will keep Jerod Mayo … Continue reading
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Insert Generic Dice Reference Here: Matsuzaka Beats Angels.
O.K., I’m not the smartest guy in the neighborhood, but I’m pretty sure that was a lot closer to what the Red Sox thought they were spending $100 Million on in the winter of 2006. In his first start since … Continue reading
Artificial Turf: Brady sucked, Then he didn’t anymore; Pats win 25-24.
Last night was as good as a bad game gets. A VERY rusty Tom Brady, who started the game by missing Moss, Faulk and a wide open Lawrence Maroney -all for inevitable 1st downs-, pulled it together at the end … Continue reading
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The Patriots. To Cover.
And so it begins. And off we go. We’re underway. And a host of other crappy expressions that signify the start of football season. Once again, we will be giving away our picks, and demanding half your booty. I don’t … Continue reading
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The Only Thing Better Than Watching The Sox Win Once a Day is Watching Them Do It Twice. And Sex.
Have you ever rolled over in whatever gutter you were sleeping in (don’t give me that “I’ve never slept in a gutter” look, if you are reading this website that means you have) and accidentally had your balls stepped on … Continue reading
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