MANNYWOOD

I walked downstairs yesterday morning and one of my roommates had apparently already been in front of the TV because I could hear the names of the porn stars being announced. Hannah Storm and Sage Steele. I could tell it was gonna be one of those high production porns with a plot… but I get all the way down the steps and I see that it isn’t a porno… it’s freaking Sports Center. They have two female hosts, co-hosting a show, named Hannah Storm and Sage Steele. I have nothing against chicks, even semi-cute ones, telling me about sports… but It seems less credible when their names are Hannah Storm and Sage Steele. As proof: THIS PORN STAR’s name is Storm and THIS PORN STAR’s name is Steele… and they are both, unfortunately, somebody’s daughter.

Storm and Steele.

Storm and Steele.

They could also be the names of super heros,

StartMattCassel

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3 Responses to MANNYWOOD

  1. Hello from Russia!
    Can I quote a post in your blog with the link to you?

  2. i give you permission despite the fact that it is not my blog….and would like to debate the fact that either of them are anyone’s daughers….modern science will tell us that pornstars are the result of cellular fission…..

  3. startmattcassel

    of course Polprav. What’s the quote?

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