Comments on: Apparently, Cliff Lee is the Yankees’ Daddy. http://getoutofmyballpark.com/2009/10/29/apparently-cliff-lee-is-the-yankees-daddy/ It's not a Blog. It's the Sports Page. Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:24:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: startmattcassel http://getoutofmyballpark.com/2009/10/29/apparently-cliff-lee-is-the-yankees-daddy/#comment-1342 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:08:36 +0000 http://getoutofmyballpark.com/?p=4230#comment-1342 Conor- You could simulate “sox fan breath” by putting your head in your ass and farting. Go ahead. Try it.

Seriously.

]]> By: Conor Maguire http://getoutofmyballpark.com/2009/10/29/apparently-cliff-lee-is-the-yankees-daddy/#comment-1341 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:58:28 +0000 http://getoutofmyballpark.com/?p=4230#comment-1341 I hope you’re proud that you wrote this. Because I have never been prouder of a sox fan. Its just so darn cute how you try to use words. Like when you guys try to glorify the red sox and diminish the Yankee’s undeniable legacy of victory with such fruitful rhetoric like “Douche-Rod” and “the new Asshole of the Universe”. And what great metaphorical insights such as: ‘Every Yankees fan I’ve seen today looks like somebody shit in their cereal.’
Thank God that you guys blog a lot. Its the only way I can benefit from your insight without the drag of the infamous “Sox-fan breath”.

]]> By: BroadStreetBully http://getoutofmyballpark.com/2009/10/29/apparently-cliff-lee-is-the-yankees-daddy/#comment-1316 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:38:00 +0000 http://getoutofmyballpark.com/?p=4230#comment-1316 Loved the line about Utley’s “majestic” hair…

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