Monthly Archives: October 2009

Artificial Turf: Belichick Outsmarts League Again…

Here’s a new rule for the 2011 season… in the making: No cuting and resigning at the trade deadline. In another move of perplexing brilliance, with the trade deadline fast approaching, the Patriots cut Eric Alexander and Tully Banta-Cain, both … Continue reading

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Steve Phillips Knows that Big Girls Need Love Too.

What’s Worse Than getting Busted Publicly For Cheating on Your Wife? Getting busted for cheating on her with a fat chick. That is what has happened to Steve Phillips over the past week. He was suspended by ESPN for tagging a … Continue reading

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Five Years Ago Today.

Just watch it. It’s worth the 3:40 of your life and it might make you cry, just a little. Five years ago today the most agonizing week of my life ended. I had spent four days wearing the same clothes, … Continue reading

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Why I Simply Can’t Get Myself Interested in The League Championship Series.

Does anyone else find it hard to keep watching baseball this season? At the end of last year, I found myself completely engrossed in the World Series, even lacking a local presence. This season, however, I just can’t get interested. … Continue reading

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Week 6 NFL Picks: Tim Tebow is Still a Douche, Colin Cowherd’s TV Show is an Abortion, and We Still Have No Clue What Is Going on in the NFL.

I have an apology to make. I have been a pussy for the past week. Since the double dick punch that was last Sunday, I have only had it in me to get my shit together and put something up … Continue reading

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MANNYWOOD

I walked downstairs yesterday morning and one of my roommates had apparently already been in front of the TV because I could hear the names of the porn stars being announced. Hannah Storm and Sage Steele. I could tell it … Continue reading

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Postmortem on the 2009 Red Sox.

I’m not a great yugoogulizer, but bear with me. I’m only going to reference the giant kick to the testicles administered to me a few days ago by the now defunct 2009 Red Sox once. I will say that it … Continue reading

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We’re Still Awesome… but we sure sucked on Sunday.

Sunday was a tough day for New England sports fans. It sucked extra bad because of how good it could have been. I had the day planned out pretty freakin well, myself. I was in Naples (FL not Italy) for … Continue reading

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Week Five NFL Picks and One Man’s Plea for Just a Few More Days of Summer.

There is no real fall in New England. From Opening Day in April until the last out is made on the Boys of Summer, we have six (sometimes seven) glorious months of sunny days and warm temperatures. After that, it’s … Continue reading

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Red Sox Lose to Angels in the Playoffs: The World is Coming to an End.

That was not fun. In the spirit of the day, here is an old favorite which will hopefully put the kick ass back into the Sox, B’s and Fred Taylor’s ankle. ************************************************************************************************ With a new year at our doorstep, it … Continue reading

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