The Patriots Need to Start Elizabeth Lambert at Strong Safety this Week.

A video is worth a trillion words:

Tell me this doesn’t turn you on just a little. I think the hair pulling wasn’t nearly as bad as the punch to the face and kick to the stomach at the same time. Rodney Harrison has nothing on this chick, and she is better looking. The New Mexico coaching staff should be cheering her on and the other hookers on the BYU team (I call them hookers because they are mormon; you can take that however you want) should be ashamed of them selves for not going all Zinedine Zidane on Lambert mid match. If only this happened in Women’s Soccer more often, the WUSA (the women’s soccer league which featured the Boston Breakers) might not have gone under so quickly. Same for MLS.

Done.

Advertisement

2 Comments

Filed under Tales from the Bandwagon, Things other than baseball

2 Responses to The Patriots Need to Start Elizabeth Lambert at Strong Safety this Week.

  1. Rex Hump

    Hmmm, if any of the BYU team were black Al Sharpton would have your head on a platter for calling them hookers….

  2. startmattcassel

    That’s true. But we are very politically correct. If they were African American they wouldn’t be “Whores” at all. They would be “Hos.”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s