Monthly Archives: November 2009

Things Not to Say While Broadcasting a Clippers Game.

The Clippers TV guys (play-by-play announcer Ralph Lawler and color analyst Michael Smith) were suspended by the team yesterday for being idiots. I’m not sure about in LA, but making racist and completely unnecessary comments on TV doesn’t fly around here. DO and … Continue reading

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Week 11 NFL Picks: Witness the Arrival of MostValuablePork.

Thursday football makes Thursdays better. Unless you still don’t have the NFL network… in which case you are swearing as loud as you can at Roger Goodell. Unfortunately for you, this is Amuurrrrica and you need to buy the NFL … Continue reading

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Kevin Garnett: Full Court Assassin

Does this remind anyone else of the shot that Woody Harrelson has to make to prove himself in White Men Can’t Jump? Great movie, and the clip only gets me more excited about going to the C’s game tomorrow night … Continue reading

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God Damn I Hate the Yankees.

Need I Say More? I just need something to happen, please. Go Sox. 89 Days. Done.

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The U.S. Navy’s Official Opinion on Peyton Manning.

  The entirety of New England agrees with this sailor today. Manning probably liked it. Go Pats, Go Sox. 90 Days. Done.  

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Artificial Turf: Colts Make Pats Eat Turf, Pride

The game wasn’t lost on the 4th and too short completion to Kevin Faulk as the clock ticked towards the two minute warning last night. Whether or not we broke our televisions shortly thereafter, from a coaching perspective, I stand … Continue reading

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The Aliens Are Here

There is only one logical explanation for the change in Sammy Sosa’s appearance. The Aliens have sent another probe to join current Alien, Joe Morgan. Look at his face. Stay vigilant. StartMattCassel

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Congrats, Clay, You’ve Out Kicked Your Coverage.

  Tomorrow afternoon Clay Buchholz and Lindsay Clubine, the Red Sox fourth starter and Deal or no Deal model (respectively), will tie the knot (hopefully somewhere the weather is better than it is here today). This is further proof, as … Continue reading

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Week 10 NFL Picks: Crawling out of last week’s hole

Thursday games are awesome. And this one is great because it will help me forget about my 3-10 week. With all teams having played 8 games, we’re at the true mid point of the season, and if Done and I … Continue reading

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MLB GM Meetings 2009: Varitek Exercises Option, John Henry Needs To Sack Up.

Scott Boras (Satan), speaking last night, at the GM Meetings in Chicago, responding to a question about the Sox pursuit of Mark Teixeira last winter – “Well, after this season, I would say that the Boston Red Sox had a … Continue reading

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