Monthly Archives: February 2010
Happy Truck Day, Red Sox Nation.
Is there anywhere else in the world that the simple packing and departure of a moving truck makes a whole region sit up and celebrate? There are already guys down in Fort Myers wearing Red Sox uniforms and taking BP, … Continue reading
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The new Hannah Storm
Tony’s Take So… maybe it’s just me, but the recent Dwight Howard / Hannah Storm Sports Center commercial has made Hannah Storm hot. She was entirely a-sexual to me until she was portrayed as the damsel in distress. Personal socio-sexual … Continue reading
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Anyone Got $150 Million I Can Borrow?
So with the Red Sox roster pretty much set for the season (barring another injury or Lowell actually getting traded this time), things have started to slow down as the days dwindle until Spring Training. Truck Day is Friday and … Continue reading
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Sex Addicts Anonymous: Super Bowl Champs Edition
Second things first: I just turned on ESPN to see a clip of Baseball Analyst Steve Phillips explain that he just got out of the same Mississippi Sex Clinic as Tiger and tell us all about the first step, “that … Continue reading
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Because This is Gonna Be The Biggest Party Ever……
I’m taking the Saints to win. SML (StartMattLeinart) and MVPork are taking the Colts to crush the hopes of a region that nobody can really hate. Unless your name is Manning, or you are from Indianapolis, you’ve gotta be pulling … Continue reading
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Red Sox announce Spring Invitations: Randor Bierd Will Eat Your Soul.
In what has become, to me at least, one of the signs of impending spring, the Red Sox announced yesterday their list of non-roster players who will none the less get an invite to Spring Training. After my annual disappointment … Continue reading
Plenty to Hate about National Signing Day
There isn’t much to say about National Signing Day that hasn’t already been scathingly reported… It’s unnecessary hype that has been unnaturally put upon a bunch of high school student athletes (tons of which will be busts at the college … Continue reading
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Joba, Still Fat, Excited About Randy Winn…. Kinda.
Joba Chamberlain, one of four guys who are vying for the final spot in the Yankees rotation this season, along with Phil Hughes (whose emergence in the eighth inning was one of the primary reasons for their run), Sergio Mitre, … Continue reading
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With Pro Bowl and Media Days, Sport’s Most Boring Week… is still boring
First, let me just recognize: Kurt Warner has retired. He’s a guy with a really cool story, from bagging groceries to leading the Greatest Show on Turf and even getting crushed by the Patriots in the Super Bowl… he’s a … Continue reading
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Put Your Head Between Your Legs and Kiss Joe Mauer Goodbye.
It is with much sadness that I report that Joe Mauer will likely not be getting$12 billion from the Red Sox next winter. John Heyman of SI.com is reporting that Mauer, who has two more batting titles than any catcher … Continue reading
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