Monthly Archives: March 2010
Time to sign Victor, because Mauer’s a Twin For Life.
No matter how much people tried to get our hopes up in the past week or so, we all knew that it was going to happen. Joe Mauer has signed the fourth richest contract in baseball history to stay with … Continue reading
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You Know That Feeling When The Huge Dump You Just Took Shoots Back Up Your Ass? That’s How I Feel Today.
With the Sox having an off day from spring games yesterday (though Buck did pitch well against the Twins minor leaguers) this is a perfect time to declare hockey season officially over. Anybody who watched the Bruins game last night … Continue reading
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If your donkey is old… Kick it’s Ass
Bruin’s Sean Thornton exacts the first round of revenge on Matt Cooke for sissy-silly-nanny cheap shot: And then Michael Shitbird-Rupp, which is hyphenated through marriage, gets some from the Captain… Or… Get a new donkey: SMC
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Lackey = Really Good.
Another shutout performance from Lackey yesterday has me almost forgetting that the Sox have scored exactly two runs in their last three games and Ram-Ram (A) gave up the bomb that lost it for us. The cupless wonder’s defense was … Continue reading
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Evacuation Day: When the Rebels Kicked the British Out of Boston So That We Could Drink Green Beer as Free Men.
After two days of playing non stop heroin hero (also known as combing the internet for every opinion on the brackets that I can) I have resurfaced just in time for St. Patricks day here in the city of Boston … Continue reading
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It’s Here.
Email MyBallpark@gmail.com to join The Ballpark’s Bracketology. SMC
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It’s O.K. to Take Pleasure In Other People’s Misfortune as Long As By Other People You Mean Joba Chamberlain.
There are some Yankees that I can’t bring myself to hate. Derek Jeter plays the game the right way, is a standup guy and doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously. Same goes for Joe Torre (when he was one … Continue reading
Welcome Back Nomar, and Goodbye.
I wrote last summer that we, as Red Sox fans, should have a somewhat love hate relationship with Nomar Garciaparra. He was once our savior, our link to the new generation of shortstops who could field their positions like they … Continue reading
Nomar Retires a Red Sox
The rumors are true. And so is Sports Center, USA Today and every single Boston-based sports page known to the net. Nomar Garciaparra signed a one-day minor league contract with the Boston Red Sox and then retired. This likely being … Continue reading
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