Author Archives: Mr. F
The beefeater gin guy looks kinda like adrian gonzalez.
I think a summer of Beefeater gin and tonics is staring me straight in the face. Go Sox. Done.
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My Apartment May Have Been Without Heat and Electricity Last Night, but it’s All Right Because it’s Motherf#$%ing Truck Day.
That’s right folks; Truck Day is here, and no matter what the weather is like (it’s been warmer lately), that means spring is just around the corner. It is only 5 days until the four best words of any winter: … Continue reading
Only 27 days, 15 hours and 12 minutes until pitchers and catchers report.
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Carl Crawford, Adrian Gonzalez and the Red Sox: How Do YOU Spell Juggernaut?
Theo Epstein has given me a reason to write again. Actually, he has given me two of them. With today’s announcement that the Red Sox signed Carl Crawford, and last week’s trade for my long time man-crush, Adrian Gonzalez, the … Continue reading
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The End of a Long National Nightmare
Thank You, Texas. Wow, I never thought I’d appreciate anything from Texas as much as I do the Rangers this morning. In case you missed it, the Rangers finally put down the Yankees (like the ugly dog at the shelter … Continue reading
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It’s An Off Day, So I Can Forget About The Red Sox for A While.
Did you ever think I’d write that? Me either, but here we are, with three weeks left in the 2010 baseball season, and I need a break. I can’t stop watching all nine innings every night, but it’s more like … Continue reading
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Coming to Grips.
Just about three weeks ago, I left the country for an amazing vacation in Europe. We drank, we danced and we had a blast. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, it seems everything had gone to shit. The … Continue reading
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Javy Vazquez is My Homie.
That’s right. I love the guy. The Sox go into a weekend series needing to win three of four to stay afloat in the playoff race, and the Yanks are throwing Javier “Gave up the grand slam to Johnny Damon … Continue reading