Author Archives: startmattcassel
In other fat white guys news… The Rocket is a Liar
In a karmic boomerang of congressional action, Roger “I didn’t Do It” Clemens has been indicted for perjuring himself before congress. [Insert dirty joke about doing something to himself in front of congress here.] Well, Roger… don’t you feel stupid. … Continue reading
Filed under Baseball
All this Ronaldo crap for nothing? Spain defeats the Pretty Boys 1 to Nil. (But don’t worry, the Spaniards are pretty too.)
As Portugal fell to the more creative feet of the Spanish on Tuesday, I found myself fairly unsatisfied by the efforts of the Portuguese. We’ve had this Ronaldo guy so built up by media attention and YouTube footage of the … Continue reading
Filed under World Cup, World Cup Bandwagon
Litterally the best thing that happened this weekend…
Chips? StartMattCassel
Filed under Uncategorized
…and to the French, Thank You for being so F#$%ing French.
You arrogant, slovenly, smelly, frog eating sissy nannys. And on that you can quote me. After Star Striker Nicholas Anelka (who is surprisingly only playing in his first ever World Cup) mouthed off to his Frenchy coach, Raymond Domenech, he … Continue reading
Filed under World Cup, World Cup Bandwagon
Not good to Kiss your Sister, especially if she’s Brittish, but we celebrate the draw nonetheless.
The American Footballers kicked off the 2010 World Cup by nicking a point of a draw with the unlikable Brits. By earning a point, we are well positioned to be well positioned. After the Slovs took out Algeria on a … Continue reading
Filed under World Cup
Boston Celtics Need More Disaprin
Big Baby got wobbly after a sharp elbow to the grill. Howard has been very good at sneaking in some very hard contact. Celtics face MUST WIN game 6 in Boston. StartMattCassel
Filed under Team Green
Celtics Lose Game 2 on Shitty Foul Call; Future Predicted by StartMattCassel; Reverse Cheer Effective
The turning point in tonight’s C’s game loss was the 6th foul on Perkins in the low 7:30′s (4th Q). It was just about the most pathetic foul call I’ve ever seen a ref make, in the playoffs no less. … Continue reading
Filed under Team Green, Things other than baseball
